1.
We vow to take many pictures, and not delete any *group* photographs
until we have reached a consensus on whether said photo is usable.
This consensus must be reached after the trip, upon our return. An
exception will be made if it is agreed we all look terrible in the
photograph (It could happen more than once). We will retake
photographs as necessary to achieve photos in front of all
gorgeous/major landmarks.
2.
We vow to attempt to put into use our language skills (or lack
thereof), to communicate with the locals in Greek, Italian and French
as much as possible. We vow to attempt to pronounce words even though
we may fail miserably. We vow to be the cute foreign girls with
accents (okay, we vow to TRY to be those girls).
Study up, people. |
3.
We vow to pack light. We will pack (1) small-medium size rolling
suitcase with the majority of our clothing, toiletries, etcetera, per
person. Clothing should consist of mostly light summer tops, dresses,
skirts, 1-2 articles of swimwear, 1-2 long pants, 1-2 long shirts,
1-2 light jacket/hoodies. Pack socks/underwear accordingly. REMEMBER,
people. 3 weeks of clothing doesn't mean 21 separate outfits. One
purse/bag/fanny pack (okay please no fanny packs) in addition to the
suitcase should be taken.
3 weeks, one suitcase. Good luck. |
4.
We vow to stick together, and if we split, we will split no smaller
than in groups (of 2). This is to ensure that none of us will get raped, murdered, kidnapped etcetera. Sticking together consists of
being within (distant) eyesight of one another at all times excluding
bathroom breaks. Exceptions can be made according to group vote.
Majority rules.
5.
We vow to sleep in shifts on all overnight modes of transportation
(trains, ferries, etc). Shifts shall be decided by all party members
depending on the occasion, tiredness level of each party member, and
estimated level of danger of being robbed. Shift watchers agree to
stay awake, even if it means resorting to methods similar to those of
Rowan Atkinson in Mr. Bean's Holiday.
That's right. Toothpicks. Pack em. |
6.
We vow to look out for each other, and not to hesistate to kick a
potential rapist/killer/kidnapper of a fellow party member in the
balls, or resort to any additional methods deemed necessary for the
danger level of the situation.
Because we don't want to become the plot of the next Taken movie. |
7.
We vow to be money savvy, at the risk of appearing cheap to all the
locals in our current area. But we must also remember to experience.
8.
We vow to shop, but not to over-shop.
9.
We vow to eat, but not overeat.
10.
We vow to look absolutely fabulous in Europe, knowing that we are
surrounded by hot foreign guys. Seriously. They'll be everywhere.
-Monica
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